Saw the title and was all HELL YEAH DIONG THIS
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fav.me/d5elr2yHello! And welcome to the institute of TORTURING YOUR OC'S!
LET'S GET THESE RULES DOWN! Ready??
1. You gotta answer ALL of them!
2. Link back to the original after you're done
3. Tag 5 people when you're done (Or tell us 3 dark secrets about a character of your choice >:{D)
4. This isn't a solid rule or anything, but I prefer that you comment and link if you decide to do this.
Alright, so lets get this show in the road! Choose 7 characters. They can be your own, or a friends, or with permission, OC's you're a fan of. So? What you are doing reading this still? Do it! DO IT NOW!!!!!!
1. Doggeh
2. Kal
3. Bunni
4. Waka (Okami)
5. Soren (Fire Emblem)
6. Ling (FMA
)
7. Kurow (Okamiden)
OKAY. I'm done! With the beginning... So. WE RIDE! ...Okay, we'll be boring about things then. Start answering questions.......NOW!
1. Let's start of peaceful. 2 and 7 just came back from a long, walk. What did they talk about? What got them talking about it? Who or what did it involve?
Kal: So liek, the Moon Tribe...
Kurow: Totally dude.
2. Ahhhh, that's interesting. Very interesting... 3 decided it would be fun to follow 2 and 7 and eavesdrop on the conversation. What do they hear? Is it juicy??
Bunni: Wait wait wait Kal and Kurow are from the moon!? Wow... I wonder if there are carrots on the moon... GUYS TAKE ME TO THE MOON WITH YOU PLEASSEEE
3. Crap! 1 just found 6's stash of...what's in their secret stash? Is it something they are ashamed of?
Doggeh: AHA! Ling's secret stash of whatever he keeps! I wonder what's in it...
*opens secret stash*
Oh. Only food.
4. 4...HAHAHAHHHAHAHH! 4! On question 4! Oh, coincidences... ANYWHO... 4 and 5 are beginning to feel for each other. ALOT. How do they confront it? Do they eventually have sexytime?
Waka: ............. help.
Soren: Stay away from me or I will burn you.
5. Despite their differences, 3 and 7 are forced in a room together even though they hate each other. They aren't allowed out until they work things out or at least stop going at each others' throats. How does that go?
Kurow: Dude, you really gotta stop being so dumb.
Bunni: NO SHUT UP BEFORE I STICK THIS CARROT SOMEWHERE.
Kurow: ..... o_o
6. LE GASP!! 5 just walked in on 1 and 6! 5 leaves screaming and waving their arms like a person who just got out of one of those restraining jacket things. How is the relationship between the 3 different now? Does 5 get even the slightest bit turned on at the sexy site?
Ling: Aww, a kitty! *pets Doggeh*
Doggeh: Get off me biatch.
Soren: AAH IT'S A LAGUZ, IT'S A LAGUZ, IKE HELP IT'S GOING TO ATTACK ME WE NEED TO FIGURE OUT AN ATTACK PLAN BEFORE THE WHOLE OF GALLIA COMES TO KILL US AND AAAAHHDNFV'PJASKFNLBFJF
Ling: ....... what just happened?
7. 2 is sleeping when they are awoken by a singing outside, They are shocked to find out that they are being serenaded but a pack of man eating sharks who can swim through anything but water is coming after them! Who's is serenading them 2? Do the sharks get a tasty dinner?
Kal: DOGGEH WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE
Doggeh: I THOUGHT WAKA WAS HERE AND OH HECK SHARKS GOTTA RUN BYE
8. All of your characters are thrown down a whole is the desert with nothing to eat or drink. 7 suddenly goes cannibalistic and tries to eat a character of your choice! Who is it that 7 is trying to eat? Do they succeed? What do the other characters do about it? Do they ever get rescued?
Kurow: WAKA I WILL EAT YOU.
Waka: Somebody go restrain that brat or something already.
9. THERE IS NO QUESTION 9! Because 7 8 9!!! HAHAHAHA! LAUGH!
Bunni: I don't get it.
9...AGAIN! HA! FOOLED YOU! Is too a question 9! beat the shit outta 7 for trying to eat him. 4 has a secret phobia of spiders. Especially hairy ones. (Lol inappropriate XD). 4 is trying to act tough when they see a pregnant brown recluse and go all
Turns out, tat was actually 2's favorite spider and now 2 wants to strangle 4. 2 tackles 4 and puts him into a choke hold. Who watches? Who tries to stop it? Who gets the snacks? Who is too busy making out in the corner? Who joins?
Waka: AAH SPIDER SOREN KILL IT WITH FIRE
Soren: ..... No.
Waka: .... fine then. *throws rock at the spider*
Kal: BUT BUT BUT THAT WAS MY FAVOURITE SPIDER I WANT TO STRANGLE YOU
Waka: KAL WHAT THE HECK
Doggeh: Ummmm.... hmm... to help or not to help...
Waka: *bitchslap* KAL WHY WOULD YOU
Kal: YOU KILLED MY ONLY FRIEND
10. A character of your choice realizes their terrible fear of heights after climbing the Grand Canyon. They try to run back but realize that THEY'RE ACTUALLY IN A VOLCANO AND GIANT LAVA UNICORN MONSTERS ARE TRYING TO ATTACK! Which one do they befriend?
Soren: Ahh... heck... don't look down, don't look down... wait... what are those things... and who the heck are you?
England: Hello there, chap. You look like China. Would you like some scones?
Soren: Um... no thanks...
11. 1 hasn't got much attention in a while. They think that you should apologize for the lack of spotlight.
Doggeh: Apologise. Now.
Me: But-
Doggeh: NOW OR I CUT YOU
Me: You can't cut me yuo're a figment of my imagination.
Doggeh: .... damn you.
12. They didn't believe that was a proper apology so they pull a scythe on you (One of those crescent shaped axes for those who don't know what the hell I'm talking about). Do you win this fight, or do they?
Doggeh: I HAVE A SCYTHE NOW BWA HA HA HA HA
Soul: PUT ME DOWN YOU STUPID CAT IT'S BAD ENOUGH BLAIR MESSIN WITH ME ALL THE TIME.
Doggeh: AAH IT TALKS
13. 6 just walked in on this murder attempt. Do they watch, help you, or help 1
Ling: Hi guys! Anyone want to go out to eat? (You're paying the bill k?)
Me: Yeah sure.
Meanwhile Doggeh and Soul are having an argument about something I should imagine.
14. All of your characters just finished watching Titanic. Who cried? Who snuggled? Who gave everything away? Who talked about food the whole time? Who ATE food the whole time? Who kept secretly wishing they had a love? Who kept asking so many damn questions? Who snapped and told everyone to shut the hell up and just watch? Did anyone listen?
Kurow: THIS IS SO SAD, DUDE ;-;
Waka: It's okay, Kurow, it's only a story to us since this won't happen for another 1000 years. *pats head*
Kurow: GET OFF ME
Ling: *eats popcorn* Hey do you think I could get some pretzels with these?
Doggeh: Why does nobody love me ;-;
Bunni: What's going on? Who's that guy? Why does she have no clothes on? What's the Titanic? What's that strange liquid-like substance?
Soren: SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO WATCH THIS MYSTERIOUS MOVING SCREEN.
15. HOLY SHIT 3 IS PREGNANT! Who got them pregnant? If 3 is male, do they have something they want to confess?
Bunni: What?
Doggeh: She's not pregnant she's just been eating too many carrots.
16. 5 just bought a motorcycle without anybody's approval. And with 2's money!! When does 2 expect their money back? What will happen if they don't pay their debt?
Kal: Wait I have money? When did that happen?
Soren: Okay now what is this thing for again...?
I'M STOPPING AT AN UNUSUAL NUMBER!!!! OKay, so now that we're done, what do your OC's think of me? Will you be coming back for #2?
liek if I find it.
YOU HAVE A UNICORNORIFIC NARWHALTASTIC DAY!!!!
England: THAT'S RIGHT ALL YOU BLUDGEONING BUFFOONS!
